The New Serenity Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off;
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass
that I may have to kiss tomorrow;
Help me to always give 100% at work but allow me the
necessary ability to split it up ... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Friday;
Help me to remember when I'm having a really bad day
and it seems that the entire world is trying to piss me off,
that it takes forty-two muscles to frown
but only four muscles to extend my middle finger and tell
everybody to bite me!
HOO-YA!
