Curious minds want to know!  The inquiries just keep pouring in but for now, I'll start with these.

Miss Deirdre from InspiredSway writes:

Dear LFH:
What side of the bed do you sleep on? (If I'm standing at the foot looking at you.)
:P

Dear Miss Deirdre:
  First of all, if you're standing at the foot of my bed looking at me, one of us is in big trouble!
  Aside from that, I attempt to sleep in the middle. However, I am usually out-voted by a man-person, a 50-pound dog and a 13-pound cat. In which case, I generally end up on the floor.  On the left side.

Sincerely,
LFH
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Harmonia from Harmonia's Cuppa Tea writes:

Dear LFH:
I saw this on Tammy's...I'll ask you a different question tho...um...if you could be any animal in the world what would you be and why?

Dear Harmonia:
  Well ... nothing like cheating, huh? Okay, so I stole the idea from Tammy and you stole the question I asked Tammy! I suppose turnabout is fair play.
  I personally would be a cat. But not just any cat, mind you. I would be Stephanie's cat. Her cats are allowed to do anything! Trust me on this one. I know from personal experience.

Sincerely,
LFH
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Abby from FunnyGirl2 wants to know:

Dear LFH:
  Here's something I've been wondering lately: Should I have that mole on my nose removed?
  Oh, sorry, just talking to myself there for a minute. Here's a question for you: If your house were on fire, and you had to leave in a jiffy, what would you grab on your way out?

Dear Abby:
  Absolutely!  Get rid of the mole! It's very distracting, not to mention that I've heard it plays havoc with your love life. But that's another story.
  Now as to your second question (which by the way, I'm letting you get away with this time only because you didn't know this was limited to one question per person), the very first thing I would grab on my way out is my own ass! After that, I'd have to say probably the other animals.

Sincerely,
LFH
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From Herb over at Herb's Place comes the following:

Dear LFH:
If a man speaks in the forest and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Dear Herb:
  Well, there's no doubt this question came from a man. There's also no doubt that the answer is Of Course!  There's no need for a woman to be present for a man to be wrong!
  Next question?

Sincerely,
LFH
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Miss Cellania over at Miss Cellania's Place always comes up with the technical stuff:

Dear LFH:
  What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Dear Miss Cellania:
  Pretty much the same velocity as a laden sparrow.  Unless of course, there's a jet engine in it's way.  Then it pretty much just becomes a bunch of feathers. Which has a zero velocity.

Sincerely,
LFH
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And finally, from "Name" in whothehellknowswhere:

Dear LFH:
If you could take back 1 thing in your life that you've done, what would it be?

Dear "Name":
  Easy one!  I would take back the trade I made last week on my fantasy football waivers. Stupid move! I traded my Kansas City Defense for St. Louis ... and what happens? Kansas City shuts out the 49ers, while St. Louis gets their butts kicked!  It almost cost me the game but fortunately, my ...

Oh, did you want something serious?
Wow! 
Um.
Hmmmm.
Well.
Uh.
Yeah.
Lemme think.
*sigh*
Can I get back to you on this one?

Sincerely,
LFH