The New Serenity Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off;
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass
that I may have to kiss tomorrow;
Help me to always give 100% at work but allow me the
necessary ability to split it up ... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Friday;
Help me to remember when I'm having a really bad day
and it seems that the entire world is trying to piss me off,
that it takes forty-two muscles to frown
but only four muscles to extend my middle finger and tell
everybody to bite me!
HOO-YA!
Posted at 07:57 am by
Cascokat
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chrysalis
October 28, 2006 07:58 AM PDT
LOVE the 40% Wednesday bit. SOOOO true ... |
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Herb
October 28, 2006 07:18 AM PDT
Very...umm...serene. |
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~justme~
October 27, 2006 12:06 PM PDT
LMAO. I love this. |
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mellowyellow
October 27, 2006 08:14 AM PDT
I'm going to pin that to my fridge, have a good weekend |
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Dana
October 26, 2006 07:13 PM PDT
See you are always thinking, and you told me you didn't know where Michelle got outspoken stuff, from HER MOMMY!!!! ha |
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AbbyNormal
October 26, 2006 04:44 PM PDT
Oh yeah! I see you're prepared to re-enter the workforce! |
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Deirdre
October 26, 2006 10:56 AM PDT
Woohooo!
/dance! |
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